Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No space for weaklings here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every bit of the action.
- Dump that lame stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real excitement is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, powerful trip.
We're not asking. We’re just saying you the reality.
dudes: Bro Nail You know Immediately Now
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with BS, just Make love Fuck me guys to me already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Help! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- Maybe I Should Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Get Hell Wild
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta raise hell and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.